Man With A Drill Bought Me A New Diamond.

I seem to lose things.

I lost my Wedding Ring for three years.

I found it.

I gave it to Man with a drill as a Christmas gift.

He cried.

Then I lost it again.

It's still missing.

It's been nearly two years now.

It's in my house somewhere.

Man with a drill lost his Wedding Ring too.

We'd only been married a few weeks.

It went down an unretrievable drain

At the Horsley Company.

For my 36th wedding anniversary.

Man with a drill announced he'd bought me another diamond.

I was skeptical.

He promised me it was real!

He bought himself a wedding band too.

When I opened the gift, I indeed found

Two little rings perched on a pillow.

Oh yes, the diamond is real.

You can even see it with the naked eye.

Two little rings.

They go on my Pandora bracelet.

"Rings," Man with a drill said,

"We can't lose."